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Friday, January 11, 2008

Mr Bagel is Back


Yes its true, despite a spectacular absence of blogging for over two months, Mr Bagel has returned.
Mr Bagel has been 'moving' from a remote country location to a more civilised part of Australia.

Moving has required Mr Bagel to do five seperate trips of over 2,000kms each, despite selling what we thought was almost all of our worldly possesions, we still had to do five trips to move our 'personal belongings'. Which raises one very valid point, how personal can 5 trailers worth of belongings be? Do you think Mr Bagel might just be a horder? mmm?

Anyway after selling all our furniture we have been rushing around buying beds and fridges and lounges and just about everything else required to life a civilised life. Now that Mr Bagel has moved to civilisation he has decided to stop talking to the soccer ball with a wig. (Tom Hanks.)

We've only been in town a week but, living where there are shops, and services is such a refreshing break from living hours away from the most basic shopping. Its taking some adjustment, I generally spoke to about 3 peaople a month where I lived, now I see hundreds a day.

Mr Bagel: Thank you to all the well wishers and the emails I received


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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Never can be too careful...



Not taking any chances?


Wikipedia: Four Species

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Redneck Bagel


Cant afford your own Bagel? Don't ya worry, you can get ya own for nuthin.


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Saturday, September 8, 2007

Secret Message found in New Osama Bin Laden Video


[AAAP] CIA investigators have uncovered a secret message in the new Osama Bin Laden video.

Reports are coming in that it is actually an incredibly fast spreading viral Advertising campaign to sell Just for Men hair Products.

Stayed turned for more updates!

[Satire]
Picture credit Mr Bagel
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A Sign that will make you Stop


What can you say?

That wasn't a stop sign officer it was a Sotp sign...

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When Hell Freezes over...



OK so now what you going to do?


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Friday, September 7, 2007

The Dangers of eating too Much Horny Goat Weed


Seems the new fad of trendy urbanites to take Horny Goat Weed to improve their libido has potential side effects. From Mongolia comes this report:

"A goat with six horn stands in the herd of goats at a farm in Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region August 28, 2007. The owner said the goat began to grow six horns shortly after its birth. Experts said it is fairly rare to see six-horned goats."

Mr Bagel: Where do they find these experts capable of such profound observations???

Picture Credit:
The China Daily

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